All I Need to Know I Learned from a Horse
Whinnying is everything. Don't stirrup trouble. Manure Happens. A foal and mommy are soon parted. The Bucking stops here.
Show unbridled enthusiasm. Just say "Neigh" Keep your shoes on. Lead, follow, or stay in the barn. Some are born to greatness,
others have greatness thrushed upon them.
If at first you don't succeed, shy, shy again.
Take everything with a lick of salt.
Save your ponies for a rainy day.
Jump each fence as you come to it.
It's important to be well groomed.
Horsiness is next to godliness. Hold your horses.
A horse in the barn is worth two in the field.
Merry Christmas
and
Happy New Year!!
and.....
Give your horses an extra section of hay tonight!!
